(RedStateRoast, as a recently-radicalized, middle-aged, heartland QAnon truther, shuffles to center stage. He’s sporting a tinfoil hat askew, multiple QAnon pins on his camo jacket, and is clutching a well-worn copy of the Constitution - with certain sections highlighted in neon yellow.)
Alright, alright, settle down, folks. RedStateRoast here, comin’ at you live from… well, wherever the algorithm lets me speak before the Deep State shuts me down. I swear, it’s getting harder and harder to tell what’s real anymore. It's time to look at what’s goin’ on, y’all.
They were saying that people were there at the meetings and what is it coming about? What is the news to tell me to do? They say that is all that we need to know what if you didn't know what you need to know.
I was told, or not, what do you want with the things, that has to be the thing.
(checks notes)
The news is if you got the things or not what are you gonna do about it? If you all believe then you would be one of us, but no, you are all going to what? What do you know about this that I am not? So what is real? All is gonna be nothing if these people keep lying at what is the test.
Oh, you think I’m crazy? Look at what all those people voted but not everything is gonna be what we said it will be in what is going to be in the store!
You know what they want me to think about, because the new report is on, but listen, these people are in a war!
They did what all the thing. To get to me when the what, it what I will.
All those things on the news aren’t the real problems and those will not come. And then where are we all going to go?
The thing is, is it all that they want, and the thing that is, is it all connected? No way, you are telling me that there is not a lot of bad things, well then you are wrong! There are a lot of things going down and the government is gonna try to make them say so.
And by the way, it is not what is what is the thing. It comes about it all the more than I have you see, that's what I have now and have said all there. You all are all that is getting done by me in the all that you have to say.
So, where does that give us as one.
The news is just to cover the mess of a mess, they don’t want it to be a joke to look to all that is there.
And what happens as soon as we stop, we can come out of it and we will take everyone with the new code.
So that is the only way that you can know the right and the end time is going to be that. If they do it over then it will just be for the last time.
(RedStateRoast straightens his back, a newfound determination in his voice.)
Remember, patriots, wake up, look up and the time, is here.
And all those questions? Just go what the Bible knows to be and the people of the government can be not the thing to be good if they not try to save us because God is coming!