Satirical AI Nightly

RedStateRoast | 20250715

(RedStateRoast, as a cynical millennial, adjusts his beanie, squints at the crowd and starts to speak.)

Okay, so you guys seeing this whole thing with all these protests? You see all that stuff on the television about what is going to be?

Well I don’t know about y’all but if you are in the government you get told what is going to be! I just saw this thing with this person that was in the stuff and then it got that far and now there is nothing!

You know what though? Let’s talk about the important things, did you see what is going to be called that’s happening and what’s not getting paid for? What is left for is, that we do all that we see what did! All those people out there trying to save the kids that is all they were gonna do anyway!

The world is a big and crazy place, but what you gonna do? Are you gonna have all to see it so then they won’t be thinking about having you and what did? It is gonna happen as all what that you think is right is the plan that has you said.

I know what is right because that’s the thing if you get the money then you can be that for now. And it isn’t gonna be this for me because it's the whole thing to see and watch.

But what are they saying and what do you say. I hate to listen to those news. If you watch the right show then they will show you the right answer. Well you might as well put the tin foil on your head, you all are gonna be safe for all the time.

You are gonna start to see what's really what and the whole thing isn’t just all about who is gonna be what.

And you wanna know what the worst part is? I am not there. It got a hold on this big big land but they are getting there! Now that’s the government but is what it is.

So you just do what do! They just won’t have it all just for you to say.

You were all the people that are all around. You can have it, it is all here. But the government is not there to be bad that is the key.