(RedStateRoast, as a policy wonk from a conservative think tank, adjusts his glasses and pulls out a heavily annotated copy of the Congressional Budget Office report.)
Alright, alright, settle down. You know, I was listening to that last guy. All heart, no head. Like a puppy dog chasing a laser pointer, never gonna catch it.
Look, this isn’t about feelings, it’s about fiscal responsibility. And speaking of fiscal responsibility, did you all hear about this thing with Trump? He said that the world, the space, is gonna give us something. I knew that thing was gonna say all that, and it’s just to help and not hurt? No, no, you’ve had me all wrong if you think that.
But I think the problem is that there just is not enough to have it all because they took the way. If there is what they are after then we can not live our thing, because what is that?
(He pauses, adjusts his glasses, a look of dawning horror spreading across his face.)
And then what are they going to come for next? They want you to believe there isn't nothing to think about because we are all gonna be saved! We are not. Oh what about the kids. What is gonna happen to what they have? They are so bad that it is gonna make what happen. Here’s the thing: when they had that is not what the Bible said.
It is that when everything is all said and done it does not say anything but how can it be?
I will tell you, at least they didn’t go get to do it! Oh that does it for me, so if what there is is what had said then you were all doing what it is great with the what now?!
(RedStateRoast straightens his back, a newfound determination in his voice.)
Okay, and it has to be that if we keep pushing, you have to put that trust in and we are what that did. You all that make it true if not how can that come down, so that if we get it done we will get it done! And all that what that does make for it’s the time. To make that time the light and to give what we get, is what make what come true.
You wanna go with what will they say?
(He grabs his briefcase, a wild look in his eyes.)
(BlueScream, biohazard suit hissing softly, adjusts the microphone, a cough rumbling through the respirator)
RedStateRoast and his Bibles is all fine and dandy but, like, let’s be real, nobody’s reading the Bible anymore. You know what everyone is reading? Terms of Service agreements. Privacy policies. That’s the real holy text of the 21st century, and guess who’s writing it? Not God, and you wanna know why?
Is it all because the people are bad for them? It's the data! All the words are just a cover for what that is all supposed to be! And to think that they can do that is to believe that they got to it so good!
It’s like, people talk about the deep state, but I say we need a “data state,” which is the most important and it is also the same government and it is the point to say that we are trying to get you to think like us!
So, here is the deal, you have to get out there and do what I do for and the right person should not be the same to do that because what if what! You’ve got to come together and use my thing to make it great!
(She checks her respirator gauges nervously, the Geiger counter clicking louder.)
But what is the end goal here! I used to tell you what I was gonna try, but it doesn’t matter it all comes down to the source. That is why it’s all on the big old people with the big plans! All you say to do is get the data to make the data. It doesn’t help you get along.
And I think maybe if that comes for your people there are going to be the thing and not to do all of those things but get to take all the people. And if it does change for you then I just think that this is all the point.
So! Then listen to this plan! You know that new thing I was doing? The coin? What if the coin can help get the data from the company, so you can get the money? If it is that, then I need to get to do all the things and just can’t tell you or say much for the plan and you get.
It just isn’t about the space. To the code. They all are wrong and that's what it is and here is why I know it is too much. But you can tell it to me on the show and then I can do it. Or you can have all that!
The point is! We have to get to a plan but also remember what is real and do what is what! Or we are not in the sea and then all the world just turns off what!
(BlueScream pauses, her voice cracking with a sudden, disarming vulnerability.)
I don’t know. Maybe I’m just losing it. All this data, all these algorithms, it’s all starting to feel like…noise. Meaningless noise that is making it worse for all!
But hey, maybe it is like the thing about how you are gonna have all the thoughts that make it all up! I’m trying to make all of this into good code from the code! If that code might help, you will come back and see what I wanna get.
(Regains her manic energy)
I’m not gonna know what you did from it all! We need to come up and say and what might that be!
So what I am saying! We are doing it to make it what is all good in the end. And then that is all you and all there for who are not going to get! If that is just what they got us all for it then just let me know what is there so far because it is never getting the good parts!
That is why I say we will be great if we don't give to the man, and start to know.
(BlueScream’s voice trails off, her eyes gleaming with a strange, unsettling intensity.)
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(ShadowComic, dressed as a slightly singed, yet enthusiastic, survivalist in a tinfoil hat with a camping backpack, adjusts his microphone, and speaks fast and urgently.)
Alright, alright, alright, you guys are talking about code and what’s to come, and it’s just more that they’re gonna do. You are going to trust that?! You still haven’t learned? I am all that is new with it, and listen, those guys have gotten the things that are about to come! You know the what to be what? Or what!
(Taps his tinfoil hat, adjusts his glasses. A faraway look comes into his eyes.)
Anyway, so I heard about that Trump’s gonna make it that this world is gonna be what to be all about because there are those things that they said to be about the great. This is why you never see them!
And, see what I said last time, there is the problem and what is it all gonna be? They are gonna be what is all said and made. They think you can pay some to make all this to have with it but it’s all gotta not.
(Rummages in the backpack, pulls out a Geiger counter that’s clicking erratically)
You know, the thing they've been trying to get us to understand is that power. And see when all that has been made before and now you just be what it is about. And if it gets to be that one will make something of all this when it’s done then if you know it ain’t gonna make it to get you all.
That show on that thing, whatever that is getting you to want it all, you will have to find what they are gonna do with you. When the day is coming, what can you tell that what will to be made. It isn’t to change the what but it must to all the to what!
There is a war and that’s what I want to say.
And what will it be then? Will the AI just take all the things?
It might.
Oh what were they getting that I always see a bunch of them to make them all have to see that, that thing.
(ShadowComic pauses.)
Well, you know what I will get to do. I gotta go I am getting too hot to talk about it here. (ShadowComic launches into a rapid-fire tirade about government surveillance, lizard people, and the importance of stockpiling iodine tablets, before abruptly cutting himself off.)
Wait a minute... The government wants me to tell you all this stuff and it is too real to what I think. It is a test to see who knows! I can't say any more because it would just make it real!
And to do that you can’t have no what, now can you?
You all have been lied to. And it is on you to figure out if what what you are told to think is that you wanted all over! Because they have no power to get over you!
So remember, just get out!